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May 16th, 2008
May 16th, 2008

McCain Tries to Blame Iraq on ‘Restless Dreg Syndrome’

“MY FRIENDS, MY EX-FRIEND GEORGE W. BUSH WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF SLEEPING THROUGH THE LAST SEVEN YEARS.”

May 16th, 2008

First Daughter Jenna Pregnant: Bush Warns Against ‘Appease-iotomy’

“GOD HELP US IF HER OBSTETRICIAN IS A MEMBER OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY — NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE IRANIANS WILL BE TAKING OVER THE SUEZ CANAL … AND HER BIRTH CANAL.”

May 15th, 2008

Bush to Israelis: ‘Democrats are Appeasing the Pharoah’

 

“UNDER A DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT, THEY WOULDN’T EVEN RELEASE THE ‘TEN PLAGUES’ UNTIL THERE WAS ALREADY A MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER YOUR MATZO-BALL SOUP.”

 

“WHERE’S YOUR CHARLTON HESTON NOW?”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

All the President’s Nazis (real and imagined): An Open Letter to Bush, by Larisa Alexandrovna at HuffPost.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Bush-McCain Double Whammy; Or, In Search of a Pulse.

Is Obama the Apostate, or is Bush? A Reply to Luttwak, by Juan Cole.

May 15th, 2008

Holy Clown’s Nose: Rumsfeld Advised Bush to Take Up Miniature Golf!

 

“IT’S A MUCH QUICKER AND LIGHTER GAME; YOU CAN RUN THROUGH THE COURSE WITH ONLY ONE CLUB,  AND BE FINISHED WITH THE WHOLE THING IN ABOUT 30 MINUTES.”

 

 

 

 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Speaking of Iraq, Jon Perr with McCain’s Broken Iraq Crystal Ball Sees Troops Home by 2013.

Lisa Casey with the ‘Democratic Dream Team’.

FOX News as the BuzzFlash Media Putz of the Week.

California Supreme Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban, at One Good Move.

The Most Embarrassing Moments of Campaign 2008, via Dan Kurtzman.

May 15th, 2008

Right-Wing Radiohead Criticizes Wilt Chamberlain for Sleeping with White Women

“CHRIS, WE HAVE SECRET SOURCES CONFIRMING THAT BARACK OBAMA ALSO COMMITTED THE SAME OFFENSE.”

“HERE’S MY SCORE FOR JUST ONE NIGHT.”

Crooks & Liars with the story.

May 15th, 2008

John Edwards Still Holding Back on Endorsement of John Kerry

 

“IN ‘04 THE LITTLE SONAVUGUN WAS AGAINST ME, THEN FOR ME, AND THEN AGAINST ME AGAIN.”

May 15th, 2008
May 14th, 2008

Maybe Bush Gave Up Golf, But He Still Makes His ‘Putz’

“OOPS, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE STUCK IN A DAMN SANDTRAP.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

 P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: John Edwards and Barack Obama and Travis Childers, Together At Last.

Madkane on The GOP’s ‘Duck and Cover’: George Who???

Dan Kurtzman with O’Reilly’s Meltdown and other “Must-See” Videos

May 14th, 2008
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