“THEY DON’T CALL ME ‘HOLY JOE’ FOR NOTHING. I FIGURED IF I WAS GOING TO BE A ‘BENEDICT ARNOLD’ TO HELP AN OLD, OUT-OF-TOUCH GUY WHO OPPOSES ABORTION, I MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR THE REAL ‘BENEDICT’.”
“THEY DON’T CALL ME ‘HOLY JOE’ FOR NOTHING. I FIGURED IF I WAS GOING TO BE A ‘BENEDICT ARNOLD’ TO HELP AN OLD, OUT-OF-TOUCH GUY WHO OPPOSES ABORTION, I MIGHT AS WELL GO FOR THE REAL ‘BENEDICT’.”
“LET’S FACE IT, THIS IS ABOUT THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE ARE GONNA’ BELIEVE I’M A ‘LINCOLN REPUBLICAN’.”
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Crooks & Liars with an update on McCain’s VP choices.
Lisa Casey with a surprise suggestion for Obama.
“RICK, THE REAL $64,000 QUESTION IS WHETHER I CAN INTELLIGENTLY ANSWER A QUESTION WITHOUT GETTING TIPPED OFF IN ADVANCE.”
“YOU KNOW, CHIEF, IF THIS McCAIN GETS ELECTED, WE’RE REALLY GONNA SEE SOME KAOS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Rachel Sklar at Huffpost on the story.
Isn’t Anything off limits for the McCain Campaign? — at BuzzFlash.
McCain’s Mansions, at One Good Move.
Talk about Quiz shows — Dan Kurtzman with a Quiz: How Well Do You Know the Candidates?
“I’LL SAY OR DO ANYTHING TO ACCOMPLISH MY LIFE PURPOSE OF GETTING ELECTED.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Chad at BuzzFlash: How Barack Obama can get his momentum back — talk about education.
Lisa Casey on a little Russian nostalgia.
Madkane’s McCain’s Bellicose Tune (Song Parody).
The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move.
“JEROME CORSI EXPLAINED THAT EVEN THOUGH OBAMA WAS ONLY SIX YEARS OLD AT THE TIME, HE FOUGHT ALONGSIDE THE VIET CONG IN HIS BLACK FOOTIE PAJAMAS.”
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash weighs in on Corsi’s “Obama Nation” and the Root of Language Crime.
“WE INFORMED MR. PHELPS THAT IN LIGHT OF HIS HUMONGOUS DIET, HE HAD TO WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS BEFORE GOING BACK IN THE POOL.”
“WHADDYA’ EXPECT, I HAVE THE SAME FOREIGN POLICY TUTOR AS JOHN McCAIN.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
The “True McCain” Position on Abortion, at BuzzFlash.
A real look into Putin’s eyes, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with the John Edwards Sex Scandal Humor Roundup.
“IF ELECTED, SENATOR OBAMA’S PLANNING TO BAN THE WEARING OF ‘WHITE’ EVEN BEFORE LABOR DAY.”
BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on John McCain’s Panic Attack.
The Daily Show, with Ron Suskind talking about the forged letter, at One Good Move.
Freddy Wexler Performs “We’re Not Going Down.”
Short-tempered People got, no reason
Short-sighted People got, no reason
Short-brained People got, no reason
To live
They got little smarts
And little wise
And they run a campaign
Tellin’ great big lies
They got “tiny” ads about Moses
And tiny lobbyists who cheat
They wear right-wing platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
“HEY BUDDY, I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND SEE THAT YOU’RE ALSO A CLUELESS, POWERLESS PUPPET CONTROLLED BY A RUTHLESS MEGALOMANIAC.”
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Lisa Casey has more on the numb-nuts Bush, and Amy Weiss at BuzzFlash with The Diplomat Decathlon: Bush’s Marathon of Olympic Blunders.
And in a similar vein, Countdown with a great summary of the Bush Presidency.
